eyan-j:
detectivealchemist:
kushitekalkulus:
THIS IS A MESSAGE TO BLACK MEN
Stop choosing sistas based on the size of their rack and backside. Relationships Families Economies and nations consist of a lot more than ass and tits.When you are sizing up a potential mate, you have to check if she is REALLY wifey material.
Does she know how to cook?
Does she have good hygiene?
Does she know how to garden?
Does she speak multiple languages?
Does she have political consciousness?
Does she know how to make clothing and jewelry?
Does she have any nursing or medical skills?
Does she know how to handle a firearm properly in times of danger?
Does she have any martial arts training?
Does she have any secretarial skills?
Does she have any midwife skills and can she deliver a baby???
These are the questions that you need to be asking yourselves!!!!
Sure an ass is very useful beneath the sheets and huge soft tits are very pleasurable to stroke and examine, but at the end of the day we have to get past low natured sexuality.
We have to stop just dropping our seed in any type of female. We have to start thoroughly examining sistas to see if they are REALLY wifey material and if they deserve to step on the throne.
Sounds like you’re looking for a wife who can make it through a Zombie apocalypse 
sounds like this lame nigga is looking for a slave, not a partner.
But here’s my question: why are you looking for someone who “deserve(s) to step on the throne” when you yourself do not own a throne?
Why are we forever judging a woman on what she can bring to the table, when you don’t even HAVE a table for her to bring things to?
It’s like… dudes up here are living in their mom’s basement, using a 2006 EMachine laptop for Tumblr and Twitter, using Boost Mobile with the Nextel Chirp and wondering what the hell the 4G fuss is about, and don’t have anything worth of value to offer a woman outside of what they assume to be pseudo social politics and Drake lyrics.
Here’s how to “spot wifey material”. You ready?
Go in your mom’s bathroom (she has the better mirror) and take a long look at yourself. Ask yourself these questions while you’re looking:
Do you know how to cook?
Do you have good hygiene?
Do you know how to garden?
Do you speak multiple languages?
Do you have political consciousness?
Do you know how to make clothing and jewelry?
Do you have any nursing or medical skills?
Do you know how to handle a firearm properly in times of danger?
Do you have any martial arts training?
Do you have any secretarial skills?
Do you have any midwife skills and can you deliver a baby?
These are the questions that you need to be asking yourself! Because how in the BLUE HELL can you ask a woman to do all of this and the only thing you can do is burn water and microwave a fucking Hot Pocket?
But you know what? Fuck all of this. The first question you should ask is…
…why are you calling a woman “wifey”? She can’t even get the real title, bruh?
I’m done. Any woman that falls for the crap he just said deserves to be with him for the next 5 minutes…
…because that’s how long that “relationship” is going to last. Good luck to all the “wifey”s out there.
Don’t hate the playa, hate the game.